One, Two, Three O' Clock, Four O' Clock Props! Hey there, girl. I'm so glad you could join me today here on the Props. Let me take your coat. Go on, sit down. relax. Would you like a glass of wine? I've got a delicious Chianti I've been saving for a Props just like this. Excuse me a moment while I put on some music. Oh? You want me to play something for you? I've got the perfect instrument right here. Take a look.... Come with me to Atlantic City, home of the world's largest music instrument: a pipe organ. I know, it can be a little intimidating at first. Take a few seconds for yourself while I get reacquainted with the keyboards.What was that? No, I've never played to a sold out show here. Close, but its tough to sell out all 41,000 seats in a convention hall! I won't bore you with all the statistics and such, but let me tell you, this organ is LOUD! Maybe a little TOO loud. Come on over this way...I've got something that might be a little more...natural.

I Would Love to See What Mozart Could Do With This Going back to my grungy days, I used to come out here next to the NOAA weather station and relax. Nice view, huh? One of my favorite bands from those days took their name from this sculpture. Ever hear of Soundgarden? Sometimes when I felt sullen and simultaneously rebellious, I would tie my plaid shirt around my waist and sulk up to this park just to listen to the wind call through the pipes.....it always made me feel a little less edgy, peaceful. I never could stay here very long. How's your wine? Would you like a little more?

Its a Little Eerie at Times, But I've Never Seen Zombies Out Here Did all this traveling make you tired? I'm sorry. Here. Let me rub your feet. Does that feel better? Good. No, my hands are fine and, actually, that helped me limber up my fingers so I can play you a little something on this new guitar I bought. Don't let the looks fool you. This bad mutha is a custom job I picked up last week while on tour in Taiwan. Sounds pretty sweet, huh? Check this out: The eyes of the dragon have red LASERS in them! And when I turn it up to eleven! BLAM! AWESOME! Oh! Sorry! Are your ears ok?

This dragon does everything but breathe fire! Wait. Wait! Baby! No! Don't run off! This is romantic! Will you come back next week for more props? I'll make it better, I PROMISE! OK.